when Hugh Hefner can call you out on your misogyny, it’s time to seriously reevaluate your life and the choices you’ve made.
go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait
i hate it when you go out with your friends but no one bothers to tell you that you look like a grape
I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND IM DYING OF LAUGHTER I CANT
'DO YOU OWN LESBIAN PORN?'
HAHAHAHHAHA THIS MADE MY DAY